Josh: Sue Your School System. Seriously.

Oh, that's right, he can't read this.

Agent Pierce, I had a long rant all cued up about how you can't pressure someone to walk into a dangerous situation like this, but then I read Tate's post and accidentally hit the "DELETE" key. Darn.

My God, where do I begin? All I know is that if I had ever, ever, ever written something like that and my mom saw it she would have glared at me until I caught fire.

Incidentally, "PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE DELETED" would be a pretty good name for an album.

Mary and I are on our way to turn ourselves in to the authorities. We're heading straight back to Georgia via a connecting flight to Japan.