Josh: Argh, I Just Realized I Have To Come Up With A Post Title Every Damn Time I Want To Say Something

So Racine was just as fabulous as you might have imagined. Luckily I had a tetanus shot before I left Milwaukee. Sad to say my trip was in vain as there was no record of any hit-and-run truck attacks in any way similar to ours.

Mary, I know an ex-truck driver named Todd Cropper who might be able to help in i.d.'ing our perp's ride. He spent a ton on trucking school and then spectacularly failed a drug test after less than a year on the road and lost his CDL. Not the sharpest knife, but he might be able to help. Plus, he's unemployed, so as long as his phone hasn't been disconnected, he'll be available.