Josh: Love... Exciting And New, Come Aboard, We're Expecting You... The LOVE BOAT, Soon Will Be Making Another Run (Stuck In Your Head Now, Right?)

It's our final day on board the Reliant. We'll be arriving in Guam within the hour, and, like Mary, I never want to leave this rusty bucket 'o scrap. Maybe we can just rent out this cabin and travel around? Get a couple of frilly curtains for the porthole so Mary feels more at home?

Probably not.

I could wax on about how in utterly in love I am, but the thought of Yoshida reading it and commenting is a daunting prospect.